By dan

NEW YORK-Illegal movie downloads are having a devastating effect on the nation’s elderly female Asian DVD pirates and they’ve had enough. “These people are parasites” Says Faye Chan, General Manager of Lucky Copy Movie Team, the largest nation wide network of little old asian ladies who manufacture and sell pirated DVDs.

“They take our hard work and give it away for next to nothing. It’s expensive to bootleg a movie, and if the movie is in 3D, we need  film it with two cameras and that means we have buy two tickets to the cinema” said Ms Chan whose family has been pirating movies since BetaMax. “My mother was a bootlegger, her mother before her was a bootlegger, my great grandmother started off with Tango and Cash”

As well as rise of digital downloading, the current economic climate has made it even tougher for people like Faye Chan “In 2008 rising costs saw us pack up our DVD plant in Chinatown, and outsource the entire operation to a town in China.”

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  • Wolfie Rankin
    Wolfie Rankin
    11:30 AM - 13 July, 2010

    Very funny, love it.

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  • dan
    11:45 AM - 13 July, 2010

    thanks wolfie!

  • Shannon
    4:49 PM - 13 July, 2010

    This is 700 types of funny

  • Heather
    5:59 PM - 13 July, 2010

    Very funny!! I have stolen your link to share w friends.

    Can I just say you really need a direct link to your Twitter feed. I’ve looked and can’t find one on your page?

  • Dalek Kitty
    Dalek Kitty
    6:09 PM - 13 July, 2010

    Sloppy punctuation.
    You need an editor.

  • Dan
    6:55 PM - 13 July, 2010

    normally I’d say “WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF ELDERY ASIAN LADIES??” but that’d illicit a response from a niche group of people that I’d rather not think about

  • Matthew Jenkin
    Matthew Jenkin
    6:55 PM - 13 July, 2010

    Haha brilliant mate.

  • dan
    7:23 PM - 13 July, 2010

    Yeah tell me about it… I need an editor STAT

  • doug
    11:24 PM - 15 June, 2011

    i want older

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