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Over the last few weeks I’ve been creating stories for The Feed on SBS2 around the circus of electapoolooza 2013.

Here there are as a triptych so you can elect your balls away….

THREE WORD SLOGANS

THE RACE FOR MIDDLE AUSTRALIA

VOTING BELOW THE LINE

(And before you all go banging on about it… 1) yes it is very Brooker. 2) Yes in middle australia the dark patch on my face swaps sides… why? because i’m unco and can’t do left right things in mirror.. so I flopped the shot for you nufties. 3) Apparently you can vote below the line.. and above the line just incase you stuff up below the line… don’t take my word for it here’s Antony Green “If you want to be ultra safe, fill in below the line and the fill in one of the above the line squares. The below the line vote takes priority, but if proves to be informal, the ballot paper will revert to the above the line option.”)

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3 Comments

  • Invig
    Invig
    6:28 PM - 5 September, 2013

    You are my Commentary God

    *bows* *scrapes* etc.

    FYI my other Gods are Bernard Keane and George Megalopolicpicilsi (who goes on Insiders a lot).

  • Tamsin Moore
    Tamsin Moore
    10:42 AM - 6 September, 2013

    VERY funny, and kinda scary.

  • Ward
    Ward
    7:38 PM - 6 September, 2013

    Thanks for making today’s C@%TASTROPHE a little bit more bearable.

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